Dear Frank,
How can you be so handsome? Do you use any special product to get your ears looking so well-groomed? What is your favorite thing to do in PV?
MARY, LINCOLN, NEBRASKA
DEAR MARY,
First of all, thank you for noticing how guapo I am. I get plenty of beauty rest throughout the day, and I love sleeping in the Vallarta morning sun (when I'm not in bed, of course).
My favorite thing to do in PV is explore! Aside from all of the great activities and things to do here in PV, there are endless streets of neighborhoods full of adventure. If you have the time or like a nice walk, go "up" a few streets from the Malecon or wherever you may be and spend some time with the locals (both Mexican and expat!). Sample a few taco stands, buy a pair of real huaraches, and get a feel for the life so many people here love. If you get too lost, you can always hop in a cab!
Dearest Frank,
What is Pacifico’s secret ingredient?
MARK, PUERTO VALLARTA
DEAR MARK,
Ah, Pacifico! That sweet honey-colored pilsener with the yellow label!
I digress. Pacifico’s ingredients were something I too wondered about awhile back, so I did some very complicated experiments. I found that the ingredients of Pacifico are water, malt, hops, yeast, and awesomeness. In the spirit of full disclosure, I feel that it’s only right to mention that after two years of rigorous scientific inquiry, I discovered that Indio beer has even a little more awesomeness than Pacifico.
Until next time,
